Things You Don't Want To Hear On The Atlantis Intercom

Okay, this is a game over on GW that is very popular so I thought I would try and get it going here...if it takes off then I will put it on ADB too...basically what you do is you come up with things, situations, conversations etc... that you don't want to hear on the citywide...or that you don't want to here anywhere in the city...silly things mostly...in my case silly songs...


Here are a few examples...(to help you understand the game better )

Modern Major General

I Will Survive

Rubber Ducky

Little Teapot

Baby Beluga

I'm Too Sexy

Be Prepared

These are my entries on GW and my fellow Intercom game players got a kick out of them...I hope you do too...and yes, RodneyisGodney is me on GW.

Okay

Theme from Jaws

You should put this on ADB.

How many bombs are there around the city?

Don't tell anyone, but the city is slowly sinking.

Mr. Woosley: The Daedalus is currently held up in the Milky Way and we will not be getting our coffee restocked for another couple of weeks.

jayperry wrote:

You should put this on ADB.

Done.

Rodney’s voice on city wide intercom: “There is nothing wrong, repeat... (With a bit more emphases) There is NOTHING to worry about.” He continues trying to sound casual. “On a completely different topic, could some one please let me know ASAP if the city has any life boats and were they are kept?”

itsjustme wrote:

Rodney’s voice on city wide intercom: “There is nothing wrong, repeat... (With a bit more emphases) There is NOTHING to worry about.” He continues trying to sound casual. “On a completely different topic, could some one please let me know ASAP if the city has any life boats and were they are kept?”

Sheppard: *clears throat* Until whoever stole Dr. McKay and Dr. Zelenka's laptops returns them, all technology such as the transporters, door locks, bathrooms, and lights will no longer be in service.

*I love all the ones before me BTW...had me ROTFL Great Job everyone.*


When the shipment of coffee and supplies to Atlantis goes horribly wrong.
Daedalus shipment officer over radio to Atlantis: "I am not responsible for this. I am not telling Dr. McKay. You do it. You all are the brave ones."

"Does anyone know where we keep the life vests"

"Welding crew to the basement, welding crew to the basement STAT"

"Sorry Colonel Sheppard but the Daedalus is stuck at the Midway Station for a while with your oder of beer"

"I am sorry to announce that because of technical problems, everyone must now bathe in the men's shower."

"All coffee is banned until further notice."

"We have found a weakness inthe Wraith. Everyone who eats oranges, lemons, and grapefruits regularly are immune to feeding."

"Dr. McKay to the women's locker room. I repeat, Dr. McKay to the women's locker room."

BFH_Bushy_Tush:
"I am sorry to announce that because of technical problems, everyone must now bathe in the men's shower."
- And this would be a problem why? LOL

"We have found a weakness inthe Wraith. Everyone who eats oranges, lemons, and grapefruits regularly are immune to feeding."
-ROTFL Oh, that ones good. I like that one. Its just evil...

"Dr. McKay to the women's locker room. I repeat, Dr. McKay to the women's locker room."
-teehee (Would this be because of the technical problem you mentioned earlier.)


nanook660:
"Sorry Colonel Sheppard but the Daedalus is stuck at the Midway Station for a while with your oder of beer"
- I would not want to be the one to tell him that. teehee Dude, I'll share mine with ya.


Ok, how about this...
Announcement from the Cafeteria chef...

"Todays Dinner special is Lemon Pepper Chicken."

or

"Due to a technical glitch in the computer menu...all we are serving to day is Lemon Pepper chicken, Duck la orange, Orange and grapefruit salad, and Lemonade. There is also lemon tea and orange flavored coffee."

A frantic announcement....
"There are 12 Wraith ships heading straight for Atlantis. OMG they spotted us...ahhh....they are firing...." *Laughing* "April Fools!" (drops everything and runs from that area)

(I would not want to be the one doing that last announcement...not when everyone caught up with them.)

"I don't know what that button does."

"I've found that giving it a good kick can make it work."

"Who cares if Dr. McKay said not to drink coffee near the self destruct controls? It's not like I'm going to spill or...oops..."

"Which one of you wants to tell Dr. McKay that the DHD and shield controls are broken?"

nanook660 wrote:

"Does anyone know where we keep the life vests"

"Welding crew to the basement, welding crew to the basement STAT"

"Sorry Colonel Sheppard but the Daedalus is stuck at the Midway Station for a while with your oder of beer"

Oder of beer! I know it's a typo...but still...


McKay: For the last time, I AM NOT THAT GUY IN A DOG'S BREAKFAST!!!

"I said we should of installed a red alert button and siren."


"I have a lot of purple lights on my board. Um, tell me again, does purple for the ancients mean slightly screwed, very screwed, totally screwed or you have 10 seconds to make out your last will and testament?"

"We've lost the shield and Atlantis is going down."

"What do you mean the towers are falling like domino's?"

"Excuse but water in the basement means bad right?"

"I'm sorry Doctor McKay but the shipment of coffee is delayed at the Midway Station for the time being, but we do have some nice Herbal Tea?"

These are good Fran. You ought to put them on the main ADB site too, instead of hiding them away here.

Teyla has PMT, any volunteers for Bantos stick training? Eitherwise we'll have to put names in a hat again. A bed has been prepared in the infirmary.